LAWS
OF MURPHY
ˇ All that will be able to go from
through will go from through
ˇ That will always occur at the bad
time
1.
You are not superman.
2.
The bulletproof jackets are not it.
3.
If it is idiotic but which it goes, it is not idiotic.
4.
The harder they are large, will be their fall. But also more they knock,
lath and
strangle.
5.
In case of doubt, empty your store.
6.
The teargases make also effect with the agents. Whatever the direction of
wind, they will always return in
your figure.
7.
Never forget that your weapon will be always stopped at the worst time.
8.
If you give your weapon to the case with the finger on the relaxation, you will walk in
limping.
9.
The enemy diversion that you are unaware of is the principal attack
10.
The significant things are always simple.
11.
The simple things are always hard
12.
The hiding places flames are not it really.
13.
If you " cleaned " all the parts and did not meet any
resistance, you have
probably taken by storm a false
address.
14.
If the enemy is with range of shooting, you too.
15.
The men ready with the combat never made a success of an inspection.
16.
The radios will break down at the time when will need it most you.
17.
If you tartez a menotté prisoner who spit you above, you will become there
high-speed motorboat of the tele
newspaper.
18.
The balls make also effect with the veterans. They also function on
bodybuilders, fine gunners, G.I. and
all those which are regarded as
invincible.
19.
You will be able to never roll rather slowly to satisfy people who do not have
need for you, nor rather quickly for
people who need some.
20.
Any suspect armed with a rifle is better gunner than any agent
armed with a gun.
21.
Since behind, the " malicious ones " can see your bodies of
night aiming as well
that you.
22.
All that you make can make you kill, including nothing to make.
23.
The professionals are foreseeable, but the world is filled amateurs.
24.
In an intervention, there are always more the " malicious ones
" that the " nice ones
", and more you
be far away from the reinforcements,
more there are the " malicious
ones ".
25.
Though you think of making, if there is good luck to make you kill or wound,
you should not do it.
26.
You should never excavate a warehouse with a colleague whose nickname is
" boom-boom ".
27.
The better you make your job, plus you have chance to make you butt, wound, of
to receive complaints and
complaints, or to be to recall over your
free days.
28.
If fifteen " buttered " motorcyclists make scandal in a bar,
the head will send one
convey. If a made kid of the scandal in a show of tea, it will send his group
of intervention.